Freedom Flask
About our Hidden Alcohol Flasks
American Made. American Values.
As college students on the five year plan, our weekends
during the fall semester were spent attending both home
and away football games and tailgating our asses off. After
years of diligence, it became clear there had to be a better
way to sneak our beverages of choice into football games
and other social events. Trust us, we’ve tried everything
else on the market. Many of the older and more traditional
methods have obvious flaws. There are too many to list,
but here are a few of the more common ones:
Zip-lock bags – They leak. Doesn’t matter if
you double or even triple bag them, at some point they still
leak.
“Airplane” mini bottles – Each bottle
provides such a small benefit. If you want to try to smuggle
a dozen bottles of alcohol in your pants, go for it.
Flask taped to your leg – We prefer our booze without
a free leg-waxing.
The “pint-bottle-in-the-bottom-of-your-date’s-purse”
trick – More often than not these days, bags are inspected
by security. This should be renamed the “get-a-security-guard-drunk-for-free”
trick. |
